I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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