Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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