In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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