there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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