It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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