You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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