I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i think i just lost a toe
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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