forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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