Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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