im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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