In the future we'll all be gay
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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