yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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