Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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