We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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