I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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