also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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