i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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