your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every concussion has its silver lining
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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