Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Last time i carry you out of a forest
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
