I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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