My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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