Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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