U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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