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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

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• (323): View more from California

  You got in a fight last night?

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  Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

  (323): View more from California

  Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  you would pick up someone in the library

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.

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• (415): View more from California

  don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.

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