My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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