: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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