They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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