i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
