She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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