Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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