Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize