Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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