I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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