Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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