Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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