i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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