all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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