I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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