Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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