I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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