She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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