Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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