let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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