New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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