So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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