This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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