I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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