Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So. Much. Porn.
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