Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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