Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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