Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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