Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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