At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Congratulations! We have a period
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